Eurostar to take on France - France's seemingly long history of surrendering doesn't seem to be sticking

Due to Eurostar liking semen. Oh shit sorry, lets start again.

Due to Eurostar's choice of train manufactuer for it's new e320 train's, the GERMAN company Siemens, the French government seem to be rather upset (The reason for GERMANY spelt with capitals, is simple, it's to show that the French hate the GERMANS more than anything in this world, apart from the British)

Christian Estrosi, France's Trade Minister, is so pissed off with the decision he's publicly come out (not like that for fucks sake) on radio to let France know he plans on fighting the decision and that the French government weren't spoken to on the subject. Eurostar have been quoted as shrugging they're soulders, mumbling something in French, running a hand through they're hair and smiling with such indifference no one remembered why they came to the press conference in the first place.

It also means that if a French railway company ever asks the French government if they 'can buy Germany' they'll be forced to watch a 56 minute DVD documentary on both world wars and then beaten over the head with a large leek until they mutter the words 'Alstom' and then they'll be released.